Haktikbug is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive mouse.

Haktikbug created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haktikbug, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Haktikbug, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Haktikbug's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Haktikbug's Holy Commandments

1. Haktikbug loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.