Dagmobdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered otter.

Dagmobdoss created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmobdoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dagmobdoss, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dagmobdoss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dagmobdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dagmobdoss on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if seven foxes approach from the east.