Mincibpog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy hedgehog.

Mincibpog created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mincibpog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mincibpog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mincibpog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mincibpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear brown shorts.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat nuts.