Dumdossbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong spider.

Dumdossbab created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dumdossbab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dumdossbab, he will destroy your home planet.

Dumdossbab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dumdossbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dumdossbab.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.