Xucktun Fidgilkar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, contented weasel.

Xucktun Fidgilkar created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucktun Fidgilkar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xucktun Fidgilkar, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xucktun Fidgilkar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Xucktun Fidgilkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.