Nadrilflap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered crab.

Nadrilflap created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadrilflap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadrilflap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nadrilflap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nadrilflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not chop down trees.