Batgadsid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, slow hedgehog.

Batgadsid created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batgadsid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Batgadsid, she will curse you with boils.

Batgadsid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Batgadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. You must love Batgadsid.

4. Never feed lots of beans to grasshopers while wearing cyan stockings.

5. Batgadsid must be the most important thing in your life.