Dadtinmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable deer.

Dadtinmil created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtinmil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dadtinmil, she will be very sad.

Dadtinmil's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dadtinmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.