Fumbagpid Sasbabrak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent giraffe.

Fumbagpid Sasbabrak created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumbagpid Sasbabrak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumbagpid Sasbabrak, he will come to you in dreams.

Fumbagpid Sasbabrak's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fumbagpid Sasbabrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Worship no other gods but Fumbagpid Sasbabrak.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Run away from fawn seals, for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.