Largcatmiphitnegbunkabvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain dragonfly.

Largcatmiphitnegbunkabvog created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largcatmiphitnegbunkabvog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Largcatmiphitnegbunkabvog, he will manifest in front of you.

Largcatmiphitnegbunkabvog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Largcatmiphitnegbunkabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Respect your elders.