Xenbudbud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful coyote.

Xenbudbud created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbudbud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Xenbudbud, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xenbudbud's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Xenbudbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Never wear turquoise shoes.