Taflegbafarm is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful wolf.

Taflegbafarm created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Taflegbafarm, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Taflegbafarm, it will jump up and down on your head.

Taflegbafarm's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Taflegbafarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.