Wigpopquim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced mink.

Wigpopquim created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Wigpopquim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wigpopquim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wigpopquim's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Wigpopquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about gravity.