Hudbafflabrutfub is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever slug.

Hudbafflabrutfub created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudbafflabrutfub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudbafflabrutfub, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hudbafflabrutfub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hudbafflabrutfub's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never wear yellow hats.