Wangesslid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty octopus.

Wangesslid created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wangesslid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wangesslid, it will torture you forever.

Wangesslid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wangesslid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never pour water over plants.