Lenfligarpmit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous dragon.

Lenfligarpmit created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenfligarpmit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenfligarpmit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lenfligarpmit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lenfligarpmit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.