Femkampagmap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, passionate aardvark.

Femkampagmap created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femkampagmap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femkampagmap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Femkampagmap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Femkampagmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femkampagmap.

5. Never play with disobedient children.