Zigyattart is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful dolphin.

Zigyattart created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigyattart, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zigyattart, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zigyattart's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zigyattart's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zigyattart six times a day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Pray towards the south.