Nurtvolragnan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, charitable warg.

Nurtvolragnan created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtvolragnan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtvolragnan, it will turn you into a goat.

Nurtvolragnan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nurtvolragnan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.