Tamgadquat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able hyena.

Tamgadquat created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgadquat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tamgadquat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tamgadquat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tamgadquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.