Rigdobcab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating mouse.

Rigdobcab created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigdobcab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rigdobcab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rigdobcab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rigdobcab's Holy Commandments

1. Rigdobcab loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.