Cubvedtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, staggering dragonfly.

Cubvedtetti created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubvedtetti, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubvedtetti, he will make you grow a tail.

Cubvedtetti's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cubvedtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near sharks.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.