Dutstanwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic pigeon.

Dutstanwad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutstanwad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dutstanwad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dutstanwad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dutstanwad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dutstanwad.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat bark.