Gamcubfas is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy skunk.

Gamcubfas created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gamcubfas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gamcubfas, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gamcubfas' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gamcubfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.