Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident naga.

Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the east.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast.

4. Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Sittaldubkarmobgupbagbast.