Babgupmid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident slug.

Babgupmid created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Babgupmid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Babgupmid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Babgupmid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Babgupmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Never sing in the presence of great tits.

5. You must love Babgupmid.