Kabpangan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive fish.

Kabpangan created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabpangan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kabpangan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kabpangan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kabpangan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never skip in the presence of foxes.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.