Catdubwot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain capybara.

Catdubwot created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catdubwot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Catdubwot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Catdubwot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Catdubwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Catdubwot.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.