Bumdidzed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying cobra.

Bumdidzed created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdidzed, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bumdidzed, she will turn you into a slug.

Bumdidzed's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bumdidzed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from white cats for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.