Fidpogren is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying frog.

Fidpogren created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidpogren, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fidpogren, he will turn you into a worm.

Fidpogren's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fidpogren's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if three gulls approach from the north.

3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Fidpogren on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fidpogren on top of all buildings.