Quimlighinwodbop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying gnu.

Quimlighinwodbop created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimlighinwodbop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimlighinwodbop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Quimlighinwodbop's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quimlighinwodbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Run away if four whales approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.