Tingondam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing mole.

Tingondam created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tingondam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tingondam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tingondam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tingondam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Put Tingondam first in all things.