Gumnullvensug is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured bee.

Gumnullvensug created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gumnullvensug, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gumnullvensug, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gumnullvensug's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gumnullvensug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never feed nuts to snakes while wearing tights.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.