Tipsistuntap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witless alligator.

Tipsistuntap created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipsistuntap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipsistuntap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tipsistuntap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tipsistuntap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tipsistuntap.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not listen to music.