Gubgudgep is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, egotistical cobra.

Gubgudgep created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubgudgep, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gubgudgep, it will think nothing of it.

Gubgudgep's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gubgudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.