Larpfigfed is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy lobster.

Larpfigfed created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfigfed, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpfigfed, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larpfigfed's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Larpfigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.