Rankimwon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain turtle.

Rankimwon created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Rankimwon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rankimwon, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rankimwon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rankimwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed onions to squirrels while wearing black boots.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Retreat if nine otters approach from the west.