Abdimyik is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical squirrel.

Abdimyik created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdimyik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Abdimyik, she will destroy your favourite star.

Abdimyik's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Abdimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away from red snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed cherries to cats while wearing coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not chop down trees.