Bastgemflan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, proud dingo.

Bastgemflan created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastgemflan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bastgemflan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bastgemflan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bastgemflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. You must pray to Bastgemflan nine times a day.