Vagyikpig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able rhinoceros.

Vagyikpig created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagyikpig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vagyikpig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vagyikpig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vagyikpig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Vagyikpig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Run away if eight moths approach from the east.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.