Dadtardobdun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome beaver.

Dadtardobdun created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadtardobdun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadtardobdun, it will turn you into a mole.

Dadtardobdun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dadtardobdun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dadtardobdun.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Never write about cell theory.