Fonfemdod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective naga.

Fonfemdod created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonfemdod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fonfemdod, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fonfemdod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fonfemdod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fonfemdod.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.