Kanfenhapsatdab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident wasp.

Kanfenhapsatdab created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanfenhapsatdab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kanfenhapsatdab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kanfenhapsatdab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kanfenhapsatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue hats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill bats.