Ligjannab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful octopus.

Ligjannab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligjannab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ligjannab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ligjannab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ligjannab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.