Sognighat is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind
shrew.
Sognighat created water two years ago.
If you believe in
Sognighat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Sognighat, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Sognighat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Sognighat's Holy Commandments1. Hide from mauve swans for they are unholy.
2. Do not speak about tomatoes.
3. Never talk about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing brown shirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your hands.
4. Never go into white rooms.
5. Do not cook food in pots.