Rulfumlaphabtargtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, charitable lion.

Rulfumlaphabtargtaf created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulfumlaphabtargtaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rulfumlaphabtargtaf, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rulfumlaphabtargtaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rulfumlaphabtargtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not run in public.