Binjanfat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain deer.

Binjanfat created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binjanfat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binjanfat, she will turn you into a goat.

Binjanfat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Binjanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Worship no other gods but Binjanfat.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not hurt doves.