Nutcatkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, two-faced hydra.

Nutcatkon created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutcatkon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nutcatkon, she will remove you from existence.

Nutcatkon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nutcatkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.