Artfebhud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy mink.

Artfebhud created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artfebhud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Artfebhud, it will jump up and down on your head.

Artfebhud's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Artfebhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Artfebhud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing fawn shirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.