Ranyabvan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful dragonfly.

Ranyabvan created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranyabvan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranyabvan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ranyabvan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ranyabvan's Holy Commandments

1. Ranyabvan loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help squirrels in need.